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Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote!

Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before.

I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon.

Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.

My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

What keys can't open locks? Monkeys, donkeys and turkeys.

Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake!

Our phones fall, we panic. Our friends fall, we laugh.

How come iPhone chargers are not called apple juice?