What's happening with your phone, every time I call you it says 'The subscriber you're calling is a monkey, please contact the zoo.'
When I saw the monkeys at the zoo it reminded me of watching political debates on TV. Anonymous
Three monkeys escaped from the zoo, one was caught watching TV, the other playing hockey, and the third one was caught reading this quote! Anonymous
Everything happening now happens because of everything that has happened before. Anonymous
I only check my voice mail to get rid of the annoying little icon. Anonymous
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. Anonymous
I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up. Anonymous
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous