It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people. Anonymous