It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt.
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. Sam Levenson
I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
If A is success in life, then A is equal to X plus Y plus Z. Work is X; Y is play; and Z - keeping your mouth shut. Albert Einstein
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous