I know that I am stupid but when I look around me I feel a lot better.
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous
I'll do the stupid thing first and then you shy people follow . Frank Zappa
It's better to shut up and give the impression that you're stupid than to say something and erase all doubt. Anonymous
No matter how smart you are you can never convince someone stupid that they are stupid. Anonymous
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous
When you fall, I will be there to catch you - With love, the floor. Anonymous
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say. Anonymous
You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted! Anonymous
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. Woody Allen
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
It's easy to stop smoking. I stopped smoking today with no problems. I also stopped yesterday too, and the day before that. Anonymous