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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.

Kevin Garnett

You never run out of things that can go wrong.

Edward A. Murphy (Murphy's Law)

Don't press your luck, you might pop it.

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A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.

Mark Twain

It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Marilyn Monroe

I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.

Anonymous

I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.

Anonymous

If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.

Anonymous

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

Anonymous

An apple a day keeps anyone anyway, if you throw it hard enough.

Anonymous

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Groucho Marx

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.

Art Buchwald

I feel the best when I am happy.

Anonymous

The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.

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The best revenge is massive success.

Frank Sinatra