Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
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We have to do the impossible, but it is possible.
You never run out of things that can go wrong.
Don't press your luck, you might pop it.
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you.
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough.
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys.
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard.
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I feel the best when I am happy.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive.
The best revenge is massive success.
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