Everyone wants your best! Don't let them take it away from you.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. Groucho Marx
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough. Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous
I had an extremely busy day, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. Anonymous
If you're hotter than me, then that means I'm cooler than you. Anonymous
Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you? Anonymous
I think I may need professional help... A chef, a butler and a maid should be enough. Anonymous
I swallowed an ice cube yesterday and I haven't pooped it out yet. I'm really scared, you guys. Anonymous
Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. Anonymous