My friend, remember that without stupidity there wouldn't be intelligence, and without ugliness there wouldn't be beauty, so the world needs you after all.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. Anonymous
A good friend is like a bra: hard to find one you're comfortable with, always provides support, holds you tight and is always close to your heart. Anonymous
There's nothing better than a good friend, except for a good friend with chocolate. Anonymous
You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me... I'll train you. Anonymous
You and I are really more than friends. We're like a really small gang. Anonymous
I hope we're good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Anonymous
Me and my best friend can communicate with just facial expressions. Anonymous