Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson