How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
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The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.
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