There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
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When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
Actual meanings of various terms:
TEAM WORK: Having somebody else you can blame it on.
HARDWARE: The part of a computer you can kick when there are software problems.
IMPATIENT: Somebody who is waiting in a hurry.
INFLATION: Paying today's prices with last year's salary.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
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