There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
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When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
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