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Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.

When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.