There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
More Quotes by Anonymous
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.
When life closes a door, just open it again. It's a door, that's how they work.
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works.
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2016