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My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work.
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Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
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I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
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