I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Anonymous
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Anonymous
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow. Anonymous
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work. Anonymous
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
Did you just fall? No, I was checking if gravity still works. Anonymous