I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
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I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday!
Tried going out with my girlfriend but by the time she finished putting on her makeup the weekend was over.
My goal this weekend is to move... just enough so people don't think I'm dead.
Relax, it's the weekend... just don't blink or it will be all over.
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Don't worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
There's just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.
Finally it's Friday and I can go out. I'm putting the garbage out and I'll be right back.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years... Buddy, I'm just trying to make it to Friday.
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