Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
More Quotes by Anonymous
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late.
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
CoolFunnyQuotes.com © 2016