Sorry for being late, I was enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous
Only 6 hours, 45 minutes and 35 years until I'm done with work. Anonymous
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.