Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
I'm not feeling very worky today.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
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