Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?
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How do you go to work? Forced! No, I mean how do you arrive there? Depressed.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.
I haven't even gone to bed yet and I already can't wait to get home from work tomorrow.
Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.
Me: "I need help around here!" Then me again "No, not like that, here I'll do it."
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
I'm not feeling very worky today.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Working in a team means spending half your time convincing the others that your idea is better than theirs.
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!
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