Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments. Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work. Anonymous
Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working. Anonymous
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. Anonymous
Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it. Anonymous
I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me. Anonymous