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Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.