Interviewer: Would you say you are independent? Me: *looks at mum*, *mum nods* Me: I'd say so, yes.
Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.Anonymous
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.