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I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.

Anonymous

Want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it.

Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

Anonymous

Work again? Really? Didn't I just do that yesterday?

Anonymous

You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither!

Anonymous

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

Anonymous

Did you know electronics need smoke to work? Once the smoke comes out of them, they stop working.

Anonymous

Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.

Anonymous

If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

Simpsons

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

John Gotti

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

Anonymous

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Drew Carey

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Anonymous

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Tom Goins

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

Anonymous

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

Anonymous

Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.

Anonymous

Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.

Anonymous

Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.

Anonymous