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I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. - Anonymous

I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.

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If lying was a job some people would be billionaires. - Anonymous
If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.
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Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. - Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.
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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
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As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement. - Tom Goins
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

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Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. - John Gotti
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. - Anonymous
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
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If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson

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Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work. - Anonymous
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
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Interviewer: What do you make at your current job? Me: Mostly mistakes and inappropriate comments.
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