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Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery. - Anonymous

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

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Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels. Anonymous

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If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

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Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

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When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! - Anonymous

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous

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My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot. - Anonymous

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Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. - Anonymous

Please God, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. Anonymous

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

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