Anonymous Quote

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.

I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y".

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.

Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.