Sometimes the best part of my job is that my chair swivels.
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
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Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!! Anonymous
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living. Anonymous
I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you." Anonymous
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.