Anonymous Quote

I love my job only when I'm on vacation.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

I've always wanted to turn around in an executive chair and say "I've been expecting you."

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.