Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board. Anonymous
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate. Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job. Anonymous
Hate your job? Join our support group! It’s called EVERYBODY. We meet at the bar.
As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.
Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job. Anonymous
If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
If it's the fifth day in a row that you don't feel like working, it means it's finally Friday! Anonymous
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us. Anonymous
You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you're full of energy and you can't wait to get to work? Me neither! Anonymous