Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.Anonymous
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!Anonymous
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I once had a job in a orange juice factory, but I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.Anonymous
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I'd rather not.. I kinda want this job.Anonymous
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