The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work. Anonymous
Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly. Anonymous
I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with "Y". Anonymous
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. Steven Alexander Wright
A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open. Frank Zappa
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. Anonymous
Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day! Anonymous