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My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

If my life was an action movie, my boss would be the spy trying to sabotage my mission, and my mission would be going on Facebook.

Tell your boss what you really think about him, and the truth shall set you free, from your job.

In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter.

When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.

I have been putting a lot of thought into it, and I just don't think being an adult is going to work for me.