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My wallet is like an onion, opening it makes me cry.

Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else?

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

Minimum wage is like work enthusiasm, it disappears quickly.

Retirement is when you stop living at work, and start working at living.

As I have gotten older and wiser I discovered that there are six things that I really loved about my job. Pay day, lunch time, quitting time, vacation time, holidays, and of course retirement.

Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.

The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.

If Monday had a face... I would punch it.

After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !

I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.