Stop crying, Monday will be over soon.
Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us.
After (M)onday and (T)uesday comes WTF !
Every weekend I do what I love most, absolutely nothing!
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal.
If Monday had a face... I would punch it.
I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, and half of Fridays.
Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so close to Monday?
On Mercury a day lasts 1,408 hours. Just like every Monday does on Earth.
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Thursday.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
Just once I'd like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear "Monday has been cancelled," and then go back to sleep.
If you don't like your job, you don't strike! You just go in every day, and do it really half assed. That's the American way. - Homer Simpson
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
When my boss told me this is the fifth time I'm late, I smiled and thought to myself, it's Friday!!
I love my job only when I'm on vacation.
If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.'
I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
I live my life one weekend at time, for those two days nothing else matters, I am FREE.
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