Albert Einstein Quote
Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous
I know that Einstein's theory of relativity is correct because every weekend goes by twice as fast as normal. Anonymous
I wanted to make a clever chemistry joke, but the best ones argon. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous
The probability of meeting someone you know increases a hundredfold when you're with someone you're not supposed to be seen with. Anonymous
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths. Steven Alexander Wright
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. Anonymous