A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
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If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
If you don't like me, remember it's mind over matter. I don't mind and you don't matter.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
My mind is like my web browser. 19 tabs are open, 3 are frozen and I have no idea where the music is coming from.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
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