A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.
More Quotes by Frank Zappa
Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.
There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.
Sometimes I can't tell if I'm in preschool or school... Oh wait, I'm at work.
I would go out of my mind, but I can't find the exit.
I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do.
My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!
The traffic is so slow today that I read two books, ate lunch, dinner, replied to all my emails, and I still haven't got to work yet.
Work is just something I'm doing until I win the lottery.
Out of my mind! Back in five minutes.
Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed and permanently set.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
The last thing that blew my mind was the wind.
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