The older I get, the less surprised I'd be if a random body part just fell off one day.
I always knew I'd get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though. Anonymous
My body cracks like a glow stick every time I move, but refuses to light up. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous