Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories... Steven Alexander Wright
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. Anonymous
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous