To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
The best things in life are free. The rest are too expensive. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried. Anonymous