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Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

Alcohol doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean... against tables, chairs and walls.

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I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem. Anonymous
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Henny Youngman
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I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking. Anonymous
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I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat. - Anonymous
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Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. - Anonymous
Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock. Anonymous
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Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. - Anonymous
Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time. Anonymous
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Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor. Anonymous
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