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Alcohol, what's that? It's not in my vodkabulary, but let me check in whiskypedia.

Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I'm not in a hurry.

I don't have a drinking problem, I have thirst problem.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year's eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.

Give a man a fish and he will have food for one day. Teach him to catch fish and he will spend all day at the lake drinking beer.

I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.

Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.

Dear Santa, this year I'd like a fat bank account, and a thin body... please don't confuse the two like you did last time.

Just got 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.