Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright
Some things are better left unsaid, which I certainly realize, right after I say them. Anonymous
If what you've done is stupid but it works, then it really isn't that stupid at all.
To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human. Anonymous
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river. Anonymous
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film. Anonymous
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives. Anonymous