Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
Just because I can't sing doesn't mean that I won't sing. Anonymous
In grammar class the teacher asks her student: When you sing you say 'I sing' what do you say when your brother is singing? I say 'shut up you're a terrible singer'. Anonymous
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous
If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.
A relationship without trust is like a cell phone with no service, all you can do is play games. Anonymous
Stop saying "B4" instead of "Before," you're ruining my Bingo game. Anonymous
I know how to live my life to the fullest.. but let's speak later after I finish playing some computer games. Anonymous
Life is a pretty cheezy game, but at least it has good graphics. Anonymous
I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly. Steven Alexander Wright