I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have thick fingers.
I would like to thank my middle finger for always sticking up for me when I needed it.
If only my teeth were as white as my legs.
I stretch my arms, I bend my knees, I straighten my neck, and they are all crunching. Conclusion: I'm not getting older, I'm getting more crunchy.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
Dear LOL, thank you for being there for me all those times I never had something else to say.
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