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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.