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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

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A toy that can't be broken can be used to break other toys.

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

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