Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.
Don't wake me up! I'm studying.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
Spilling hot coffee on your lap wakes you up faster than drinking it.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!
Those who snore always fall asleep first.
I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.
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