Don't worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet.
That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.... Charles M. Schulz
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous
Don't invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed. Anonymous
Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you. "Yeah. So is a grenade." Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Always be positive. *Trips down the stairs* Whew, I got down those stairs fast. Anonymous
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Anonymous
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got.
I always try to cheer myself up by singing when I get sad. Most of the time, it turns out that my voice is worse than my problems. Anonymous
I'm not suffering from insanity, I'm enjoying every minute of it. Anonymous
When a door closes another door should open, but if it doesn't then go in through the window. Anonymous
Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
If you can't find your better half, try finding your better two quarters. Anonymous
Why cry for someone when you can laugh next to someone else? Anonymous