I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous