I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday. Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. Charles M. Schulz
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap. Anonymous
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym. Anonymous
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes. Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating. Anonymous
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection! Anonymous
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough. Anonymous
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway. Anonymous