I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.Anonymous
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.Charles M. Schulz
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.Anonymous
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.Anonymous
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.Anonymous
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.Anonymous