I made a huge to do list for today. I just can't figure out who's going to do it.
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I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Today I saw something through a store window that was truly stunning, beautiful and sexy. I wanted to get it for you, but then I realized it's my own reflection!
I wake up looking better every day, but today I'm exaggerating.
Don't worry about what to wear today, your smile goes with any clothes.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Got a new phone today, my old one failed the swimming test.
The world today doesn't make sense, so why should I paint pictures that do?
Today I will live in the moment... unless that moment becomes unpleasant, in which case I'll take a nap.
Stop worrying about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.
Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.
Today was once tomorrow, and tomorrow will be today soon.
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