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Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money. - Anonymous

Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.

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I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run. - Anonymous

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

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What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? - Anonymous

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

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Men are like bank accounts.<br/>
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest. - Anonymous

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

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Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? - Anonymous

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

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Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'? - Anonymous

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

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You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?

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If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.

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When there's a will, I want to be in it.

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What do you mean, my birth certificate expired? - Anonymous

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

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Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...

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How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? - Anonymous

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?

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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

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I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.

Pablo Picasso

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Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!

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Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."

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When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'

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I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

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Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

George Carlin

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Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. - Anonymous

Due to current economic conditions the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.

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