Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
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I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
Steven Alexander Wright
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
When is yelling during a robbery a bad idea? When you have gold teeth.
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