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If you let out a loud fart and someone hears you, just yell "Jet Power" and start running.

I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.

The chains on my mood swing just snapped. Run!

I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me.

Why do dentists use more anesthetic for longer procedures? So you won't be able to run away when it's time to pay the bill.

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.

I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I will get to you shortly.

You call it nagging, I call it 'listen to what I said the first time!'

I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

That awkward moment you can't understand what somebody is saying after they have repeated it about five times.

Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?