Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?
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Do I run? Yes.. Out of time, patients and money.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red!
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?'
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
You know when you put a stick in water and it looks bent? That's why I never take baths.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump.
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
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