If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
You love flowers, but you cut them. You love animals, but you eat them. You tell me you love me, so now I'm scared! Anonymous
A zooology teacher asks the class 'What is the one animal in the jungle that a lion is afraid of?' The class answers: a lioness. Anonymous
Cat life mice can foxes be wolves boring frogs but grasshopper let's swan love it cow anyhow. Now read it again without the animals. Anonymous
What animal can jump higher than a house? Any animal that can jump at all, because houses can't jump. Anonymous
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
You're riding a horse full speed, and there's a giraffe on your left and a lion chasing you from behind, so what do you do? Get off the carousel! Anonymous
My prince is not coming on a white horse... He's obviously riding a turtle, and definitely lost. Anonymous