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I just wanted you to know that somebody cares. Not me, but somebody does.

If you keep annoying me, I'll give your phone number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's hotline.

Those who think they know it all are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?

Do you ever go out, and then something happens and you think to yourself 'this is exactly why I don't go out'?

Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?