If you had to choose between eating tacos every day or being skinny for life would you choose hard or soft tacos?
I'm on that new diet where you eat anything you want and you pray for a miracle. Anonymous
I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful. Anonymous
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I've gained too much weight. Anonymous
Math: the only place where you have to figure out the ratio of yellow candy to blue candy when all you're thinking about is eating them. Anonymous
If you don't cut the cake in pieces and just eat the whole cake, then you only had one piece. Anonymous
Being a beaver is nice, if you're hungry you just eat a piece of your home. Anonymous
I'm like Pacman when I'm at a party, I eat everything and run away from anyone coming close to me. Anonymous