So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn't for throwing at people who stress you out?
Be crazy, be stupid, be silly, be weird. Be whatever, because life is too short to be anything but happy. Anonymous
They say money doesn't bring happiness, but everyone still wants to prove it for themselves. Anonymous
If people are talking behind your back, be happy that you are the one in front. Anonymous
When I was small I thought money and fame brought all the happiness in the world. Now that I'm grown up, I know I was right. Anonymous
Everyone wants your happiness. Don't let them take it!! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Pleasing everyone, that's impossible. Making everyone angry, piece of cake! Anonymous
I don't need anger management, you just need to stop making me angry! Anonymous
There are so many times I made you angry, upset, irritated and tired. Today I just wanted to say that I'm thinking of continuing. Anonymous
Sharks are not so bad... If a stranger came into my house wearing only a bathing suit, I'd probably get angry too. Anonymous
Being angry is not necessarily bad, some the best things were invented by angry people. Lamborghini didn't produce a single car until Enzo Ferrari made him angry. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Happiness: The emotion that puts your face in motion. Fear: The emotion that puts your legs in motion. Anger: The emotion that puts your fist in motion. Lesson: Don't be afraid or angry and you won't have to run and fight. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...