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The hardest part of trying to steal one sheep is stopping the rest of them from following.

To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.

Smile while you still have teeth.

Your idea is completely terrible... so what time shall we do it?

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light? Don't look, I'm changing.

Silence is golden. Too bad nobody is buying.

I always mean what I say, I don't always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.

When someone yells stop I don't know whether it's in the name of love, it's Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

If only my teeth were as white as my legs.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.