What's your favorite childhood memory? Not paying bills.
Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
If there is a "WILL", there are 500 relatives.
When there's a will, I want to be in it.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...
I'd like to live like a poor man - only with lots of money.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
Studying top moment: to exercise your memory and start sweating.
Due to current economic conditions the light
at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy.
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?
There was a time when people said, 'Jim, if you keep on making faces, your face will freeze like that.' Now they just say, 'Pay him!'
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness.
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
I always intended to pay for my sins, but I could never afford it.
The best advise I have for all my teachers during a test is to pass the test out as fast as possible before I forget everything.
I think I'm starting to have a problem with my vision, ever since I got married I haven't seen any money through the entire house.
Ladies and gentlemen thank you for flying xyz airlines, we hope you enjoyed your flight as much as we enjoyed taking your money. Please remember to take all your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among crew members.
What is the one machine at your local gym you should use to impress the ladies? The bank machine.
It doesn't matter how low the dollar will go, I will always bend down and pick it up.
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