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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

When I stare at the sky, I see you. When I stare out into the ocean, I see you. When I'm looking at the moon, I see you. Geez! Would you move aside, you're constantly getting in my way!

Isn't it funny how red white and blue represent freedom, unless they're flashing behind you?

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?