Did you ever notice, whenever you need your keys the most, that's when they're the hardest to find?
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
The hardest thing to find in life is happiness - money is only hard to find because it gets wasted trying to find happiness. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
In life, we must find happiness. I've been looking everywhere and still haven't found it. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
I consider myself a crayon, I might not be your favorite color but one day you'll need me to complete your picture.
Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper "Nobody cares!" Anonymous
It's funny how nobody notices all the good things you do until you don't do them. Anonymous
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark? Anonymous
Who are you and how did you get in here? Frank: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost? Anonymous
Why is the sky blue? Sure there is an explanation, but lets just be thankful it's not red! CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.." CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When the cop told me to give him my first name and last name I told him, 'Are you crazy? What's my name going to be then?' Anonymous