Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
Every morning I do 10 sit-ups, to hit the snooze button on my alarm clock.
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