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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

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I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

Why did the blonde take two stones to bed? One to hit the light switch and turn the light off and the other to check if the window is closed.

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

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He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

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Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.

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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

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Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

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My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

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