My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
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I don't understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can't remember why I walked into the kitchen.
My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.
I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.
I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.
I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.
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