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My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

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When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

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Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

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I'm off to club bed, featuring DJ Pillow and MC Blanky.

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Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?

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At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

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When people tell me "You're going to regret that in the morning," I sleep in until noon because I'm a problem solver.

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I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

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Life's biggest struggle: I need to pee, but I don't want to get out of bed.

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I was gonna take over the world today but I overslept. Postponed, again!

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Sleeping is hard in the summer because the blankets are too warm, but without them I am vulnerable to monsters.

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People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out... I mean, don't they have thoughts?

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I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.

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I'm so good at sleeping that I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

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I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and then wake up beautiful.

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You know what part I like about waking up early? None.. let me go back to sleep.

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Me: We need to fall asleep. Brain: No, let's stay awake and think about every decision we made today.

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I'm not sure how long my body can handle this "getting out of bed early in the morning" nonsense.

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