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Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.

When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep.

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed.

He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.

I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now.

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

I like to live life dangerously by occasionally sticking my foot out over the edge of the bed at night.