My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.
Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. Anonymous
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
When I'm at work I can fall asleep instantly, but when I'm in my bed I can hardly fall asleep. Anonymous
I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it. Anonymous
When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling? Anonymous
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
I've made it from the bed to the couch. There's no stopping me now. Anonymous
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous