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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.

Have you ever looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning, but the hamster fell off long time ago?

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.

If we ever travel far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave.

It takes real skills to choke on air, fall up the stairs and trip over nothing. I have those skills.

If I'm silent it's because there's thunder inside me. Or I'm just chilling, may the odds be in your favor.

I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."

Hmmm this text message is a little too harsh, I'll add LOL at the end.

At night, I can't fall asleep. In the morning, I can't get up.

You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new cleaning sponge at the kitchen sink.