I tried looking at the bright side of life, but it hurt my eyes.
More Quotes by Anonymous
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can't see.
Why do you always see lightning first and hear the thunder later? Because your eyes are in front of your ears.
If you didn't see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth!
What great energy, intelligence, and magnificent beautiful eyes... But enough about me, how are you doing?
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.
There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link.
If you can't laugh at your own problems, call me and I'll laugh at them.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I have a new hair style today, it's called "I tried."
Cursing after hitting oneself can reduce the pain by up to 50%.
Why do you wear glasses? My eyes are so beautiful they have to be kept behind glass, like a showcase.
If you have an opinion about my life, please raise your hand. Now put it over your mouth.
Dear life, when I said "can this day get any worse" it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.
Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.
To thrive in life you need three bones. A wish bone, a back bone, and a funny bone.
To be a good hunter you need good eyes, a steady hand, and a loud voice so you can yell for help when you're in a tree top.
After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
