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If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge?

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

I drank so much Vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.