Anonymous Quote

I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

Anonymous

In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.

Anonymous

It snowed so much last night that this morning my backyard was full of penguins.

Anonymous

Dear sleep, I'm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Anonymous

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

Anonymous

I have 206 bones, 650 muscles and 50 billion cells in my body. It takes time to wake up all of them up in the morning.

Anonymous

My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can't sleep.

Anonymous

In the morning I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the evening I can't eat, I'm thinking of you. In the night I can't sleep.. I'm so hungry!

Anonymous

Those who snore always fall asleep first.

Anonymous

I don't understand what's bothering you honey, I bring you coffee in bed every morning, all you have to do is grind it.

Anonymous

I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

Anonymous

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Anonymous

I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.

Frank Zappa

When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's already 6:45. When you're at work and it's 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it's 2:31.

Anonymous

Don't wake me up! I'm studying.

Anonymous

Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.

Anonymous

Got to work this morning and my boss told me 'have a good day', so I went home and had a great day!

Anonymous

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up.

Anonymous

I don't like morning people... or mornings, or people.

Anonymous

Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.

Anonymous