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I don't need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.

A misty day does not signify a cloudy day, it signifies frizzy hair.

I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair.

My boss asked me where I see myself in 5 years. I told him if his hair keeps falling out, I'll see myself in his bald spot.

If you don't succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.

When the past comes knocking, don't answer. It has nothing new to tell you.

I hate it when people text "Call me." I'm going to start calling people and as soon as they answer I'll say "text me," then hang up.

Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson.

To make a mistake is human, but to blame it on someone else, that's even more human.

Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.