My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? CoolFunnyQuotes.com
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree. Steven Alexander Wright
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself. Anonymous
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
Dear life, I understand very clearly that you are not fair so you can stop teaching me that lesson. Anonymous
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. Anonymous
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do. Anonymous
"Tomorrow is another day..." Oh sorry, I thought the world is ending today. Anonymous
I'm so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-top on top of it. Anonymous