My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I'd have to do.
The difference between running and walking is a lot more apparent when you have to go to the bathroom.
What did the dog say after walking in the desert for hours? If I don't find a tree soon I'm gonna pee on myself.
I follow a rigorous exercise routine that I never get lazy about; fetching beer bottles from the fridge.
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
I am on a 20 day diet, so far I've lost 10 days.
Laughing is one of the best exercises, it's like running inside your mind. You can do it almost anywhere and it's even better with a friend.
New year resolutions you can actually keep!
Skip more classes in school.
Call in sick at work more.
Go shopping more often.
Eat more unhealthy food like fries and burgers.
Drink more pop cans instead of freshly squeezing healthy fruits.
Do less exercise and watch more TV.
Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body does, that's why I think of jogging every day.
I get enough exercise just by pushing my luck!
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum.
I love my six pack so much, I protect is with a layer of fat.
Today I laughed until my abs started hurting, so I can skip the gym.
Of all my body parts my eyes get the most exercise, I do at least a thousand eye rolls every day.
I did a push-up today. Well actually I fell down, but I had to use my arms to get back up, so close enough.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!
I enjoy taking long romantic walks, to the fridge.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
I'm not running away from hard work, I'm too lazy to run.
What's best way to build upper arm strength? Take lots of selfies.
I might wake up early and do some exercise, or I might win the lotto, the odds are the same.
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