My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60. Now he's 97 years old and we have no clue where he is.
My grandpa's car is so old; when he parked in front of a museum, they towed his car inside the museum. Anonymous
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at the floor, and think "I'd tap that." Anonymous
I'd walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire because that's dangerous. But a super humid room... well not too humid, because you know... my hair. Anonymous
When you see a couple walking down the street holding hands and laughing, you look over to your side and the only thing you're holding is a half eaten sandwich.
Some people walk into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts. Others walk into our lives and we want to leave footprints on their face! Anonymous
If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge? Anonymous
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.