Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
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Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.
Don't give up on your dreams so soon, sleep longer.
Yes of course I am athletic... I surf the Internet every day.
Legend says that when you can't sleep, it's because you're awake in someone's dream. So if everyone could stop dreaming about me, that would be great.
Tell me what is your dream job? In my dreams I don't work.
Yesterday I really wanted tacos, and now I'm eating tacos. Follow your dreams!
I only have one wish in life... For all my dreams to come true.
In the morning you beg to sleep more, in the afternoon you are dying to sleep, and at night you refuse to sleep.
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!!
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy.
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep.
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible?
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
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