Ironing boards are surf boards that quit before achieving their dream. Don't be an ironing board.
I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives. Anonymous
The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep! Anonymous
I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too. CoolFunnyQuotes.com
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives.
Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad. Anonymous
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking terrible? Anonymous
Sleeping on my keyboard. If I answer, I'm talking in my sleep. Anonymous
I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. Frank Zappa
If you eat in the kitchen, your room is always clean, and you go to sleep at 9 o'clock, it means you don't have Internet!! Anonymous